Setting: The front room. A summer day.
Penelope: Sees another dog walking down the street in front of her house. Penelope barks loudly.>Oh! There is that dog who walks by our house again! He is in our territory! I am barking at him as loudly as I can! Duncan! Duncan! Go get him!
Duncan: Why should I go get him? I don’t care that he’s in our territory. He walks through it rather quickly with his human and never stays.
Penelope: Barking at the dog even louder now> But don’t you see? He’s in our territory and it’s wrong that a strange dog is in our pack’s territory. Go get him!
Duncan: Go get him yourself.
Penelope: What?
Duncan: Go get him yourself if you feel so strongly about it.
Penelope: I won’t do that.
Duncan: Why? You will certainly make a big fuss when he comes by.
Penelope: I’m scared.
Duncan: Of what?
Penelope: Of the other dog. He could hurt me. That’s why you have to go get him for me.
Duncan: I’ve already told you, I don’t mind him. It’s you who minds him. And if you mind him so much, you should go get him. Stand behind your barks.
Penelope: I want to tell him that he’s an invader, but I really don’t want to have to back it up. I’m little and he’s big. I need some one to stand up for me. It’s like when we go for walks and I bark at other dogs but when they come up to me I hide behind Mommy because she can protect me.
Duncan: So what you are saying is that you make it a policy to say one thing and then do another?
Penelope: Yes.
Duncan: What meaning do your barks have if you don’t back them up? Without the conviction to back them up they are just sound and fury.
Penelope: Well look at that, he’s gone. I must have scared him away with my vicious barking.
Duncan: Yes, that’s exactly what he’s responding to -- your all bark and no bite strategy.
"Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...."
"No woman can be too rich or too thin."
-- Wallis Simpson
"Let them eat cake."
-- Somebody, but not Marie Antoinette
-- Julius Caesar
"Life...is a tale...full of sound and fury...."
-- Macbeth
"Life...is a tale...full of sound and fury...."
-- Macbeth
"No woman can be too rich or too thin."
-- Wallis Simpson
"Let them eat cake."
-- Somebody, but not Marie Antoinette
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
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